C'est La Vie

Alo! Zees ees Lafayette. I know, I know, you haz been expecting Snoop Chimp but he ees away for zust a little bit. So he tells me to write for him! I was all saying, "Aucune voie!" but he insisted. Américain stupide. I thought he owned he a newspauper but au contraire it was a blug! I don't evens know what zees ees! Well what do I talk about?? Hmm how do we experience déjà vu? Zat feeling you get when you stop and realize youz have done all zees before! It zeems to happen to me all ze time. Am I sensative to the paranormal structure of the universe at a whole, a force majeure, or ees my life sooo routine I experince ze same zing over and over? I might never really know. Or zometimes I experiance l'esprit de l'escalie (when you think of a smart comment AFTER the fact). Zut alors! I am late! Au revoir!