Big words make us look smart. Big words make things automatically fact. Just look at the newspaper for example! We see something in big letters and we go, "GASP! HOLY COW! WOW! DAFT! THAT'S A SHAME! etc."
Yet small words we ignore as if they aren't there. In all reality these small words are what's important. We like to call this the "fine print". So now I'll show you an example of mad consumerism and the idiocy of the human population.
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Those little small words are also talked in hurried/hushed tones. I wonder why that is? Do those people who read the "fine print" in commercials have to go to school for that? Maybe they were born with it or maybe it's Maybeline.
Hahaha! Very true!
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Where's the free popcorn???
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