The Patella Paradox

Whoa this thing is still alive? Well what do you know? Memories are fleeting but blogs are forever. Howdy all Snoop Chimp worshipers but I'm sorry I don't have much to say. Okay, that was about as sincere as Tiger Wood's apology speech (looks at paper before continuing). Winter is a cold season, almost like my 8th grade English teacher's heart! Yet you have to give it props for having it's share of beauty. Driving through the fog makes lights appear so....abstract. Sound is snuffed out by the blankets of snow that cover the ground and all seems calm. Until an 80 year old is driving home from her bingo tournament after she had a little too much sugar free punch! Then it's Dooms Day all over again! Oh, and let us not forget the beauty of frozen fingers and the frozen snot of little children on the playground. It's fantastic!
Water proof coat: $32.47. Gloves: $10.72. Hot chocolate: $1.24. Winter:PRICELESS

Never Trust A Telecom

Today when I woke up I was a ninja. I popped out of bed did a few quick kicks to the jugular of my enemies and finished off with a clean judo chop to open my box of cereal. It was gonna be a good day.
Armed with my trusty charmed tiki man to aid me in luck I quickly rode my green dragon of 12 Horse Powers to the wisdom well and studied the great book of ninjas past. Soon after I was off to the great and evil sanctuary of high nosed, evil snuh snuh blehchook. Sometimes referred to as school in other tongues. I quickly succumbed to the smell of stale paper and unwashed ear hair. A lesser man would have cried, " I GIVE UP!" Ho oh but not this ninja. He faced all masters with a twitch on his eye and shoes on his appendages.

But that was the past. Now I'm a rapper.

This ain't rocket science
We form a bad alliance
So shut up, get out
you great fat lout
I'm the big papa
I'm the noise stoppa
listen well to me
and soon you'll see
that I'm bad
the best you eva had
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